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{"type":"standard","title":"Ali Ai Ligang","displaytitle":"Ali Ai Ligang","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4724588","titles":{"canonical":"Ali_Ai_Ligang","normalized":"Ali Ai Ligang","display":"Ali Ai Ligang"},"pageid":35194061,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Ali-ai-ligang.jpg/330px-Ali-ai-ligang.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Ali-ai-ligang.jpg","width":500,"height":333},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289277034","tid":"6ed5b068-2b5b-11f0-a5f0-44eba7072b1e","timestamp":"2025-05-07T15:53:35Z","description":"Indigenous festival in India","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Ai_Ligang","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Ai_Ligang?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Ai_Ligang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ali_Ai_Ligang"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Ai_Ligang","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ali_Ai_Ligang","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Ai_Ligang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ali_Ai_Ligang"}},"extract":"Ali-Aye-Ligang or Ali-Ai-Ligang a spring festivity associated with agriculture celebrated by the Mising or Mishing tribal people of Assam and other Northeast Indian states on the occasion of the beginning of the Ahu paddy cultivation. The festival marks onset of sowing seeds.","extract_html":"
Ali-Aye-Ligang or Ali-Ai-Ligang a spring festivity associated with agriculture celebrated by the Mising or Mishing tribal people of Assam and other Northeast Indian states on the occasion of the beginning of the Ahu paddy cultivation. The festival marks onset of sowing seeds.
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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